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In a quiet corner of the Texas countryside, lived an armadillo named Arlo, who dreamed of singing like the mockingbirds. He practiced diligently, but his attempts resulted in only a series of grunts and clicks. One day, while foraging near a creek, Arlo stumbled upon a group of musicians practicing for the annual "Critter Jamboree." He watched, mesmerized, as a fiddler coaxed beautiful melodies from his instrument. Arlo, inspired, decided to try his hand at making music. He gathered smooth stones and began tapping them together, creating a rhythmic beat. He then fashioned a crude drum from a hollow log and a stretched animal hide. At the Jamboree, Arlo surprised everyone with his unique percussion performance, proving that even armadillos can find their own way to express themselves.